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Monday, August 16, 2010

Toe Jam? Literally!

The best part about Mondays....

I was trying to be optimistic, so I tried to come up with a few, but honestly, I've just sat here, looking at my computer screen for the last two minutes drawing an absolute blank.

I can't think of one thing.


And this Monday, I'm sitting here with my feet pulled up in my chair, contemplating the fact the school starts back in seven days and I've got a broken pinkie toe. Yes. Broken. Function suspended.

I guess stumbling through the kitchen at three in the morning is probably not the best idea. And the damn bar stool jumped out at me.





I thought I was going to die. It was a good thing my husband was out of town, because I then crawled to the bedroom, rolled around on the bed moaning loudly for about five minutes (I did catch the innuendo, there, by the way) popped three ibuprofen and prayed for the pain to go away.

My foot is now swollen and slightly discolored. And it hurts to walk. Seriously.

In the process of this post, I did find the silver lining. Lots of feet are A LOT uglier than mine. Seriously.

You'd think he would shave his toes. Or maybe clean some of the toe jam out before taking a pic.

And check these nasty things out...

Holy schnikies. It's call a fungus, dude. They sell stuff that actually cures this kind of thing.

Don't get me wrong. My feet are ugly. But a good pedicure goes a long way in camouflaging ugly feet.

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