I'm sitting in my library/computer room, looking at all the books that I've consumed over the years.
I have five big book shelves completely crammed full, some what in alphabetical order. I probably need three more bookcases to get completely organized, but it's okay. Because I love this room. With one exception.
My husband has killed some animals over the last several years and for some reason, he thinks it necessary to stick the dead animal heads on the walls. I've refused to allow him to place them in my living room where their dead, glassy eyes can watch me as I watch television. And the dining room is out. Eww.
So here I sit, with several "trophy" animals staring down at me from their perch on my walls.
We've had long, loud and drawn out debates on the ethical side of hunting. Even though I always win these arguments with my wit and intelligence, it has not deterred him in the slightest from peering through a scope and murdering these poor defenseless animals.
Don't get me wrong. I love me a great big greasy cheeseburger.......or a t-bone steak, but I prefer that the meat come all nice and prepackaged.
And I also wish I didn't have to have these corpses on my walls ruining my most favoritest room.
This goes in the con column of marrying and sharing your life with someone.
But, like I've said before, he better be glad he's so handsome. Or I'm not sure if it would be worth it.
And he cracks me up...(note the porn stash)
I'm so with you on this one...my husband is a BIG deer/turkey hunter--I have 6 deer heads in my foyer with one on the way from the taxidermist AND a display case full of turkey spurs and beards. And I don't even care for deer meat...I was soooo happy when I went to pick up/pay for his deer meat from this season and they had accidentally sold it to someone else!
ReplyDeletedude, you're a better wife than me because i would not be able to hang w/ the dead animals.
ReplyDeletethe porn mustache is hilarious.
love the porn 'stache. You are a better person than me- no dead animal is coming anywhere near my precious books.
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