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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Retro Act

So, I have just over a week left at my job, which means I don't have a whole lot of time to get my stuff in order, so instead of taking the time to write one of my insightful, witty and intelligent posts, I figured I would post something from an older blog, which will reveal a little bit more of my evil self......We know each other well enough now, so I'm hoping you won't judge too harshly.


Ugly Kids


Okay, so the way I see it, I may be horrible, but I just say what everyone else is thinking.......

The other day, I'm standing with a couple of people I know (acquaintances, really....), when this really ugly kid, maybe twelve, goes walking by....

He was a big kid, which if you know me, isn't why I thought he was ugly....(I always thought the chunky kids in school were the cutest).....He had puffy red hair, extremely curly, which hadn't been combed in God knows how long, freckles everywhere, and man, the total package together really made me feel for him. I mean, Lord have mercy, fat, curly red hair, bad teeth and absolutely no fashion sense (shaking my head).




But it gets worse....

Next thing I know, there's ANOTHER ONE.



His identical twin, and I'm like holy crap! Their poor mother, to have not one, but two of those suckers running around!!! And of course, me being me, I couldn't let it just slide by. Oh, no.

"Jesus Christ, look at those ugly kids..... Holy shit!"

Everyone just kind of looked at me for a second, but then they couldn't help but laugh because, for real, those have got to be the ugliest twins on the planet....

I know. I'm going to hell.

At the very least, I'm going to have grand kids that look like they've hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.

4 comments:

  1. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    you are totally going to hell for that one- but its ok I will see you there.

    My boyfriend is a redhead- maybe we should adopt.

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  2. hahaha--too funny! yeah, that's pretty freakin evil, but hilarious! i'm positively guilty of making fun of innocent people myself.

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  3. Hilarious! Some people are just destined for social awkwardness from the womb. Hopefully these kids are really (like supernaturally) smart.

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  4. B@W: Hopefully, your boyfriend looks more like Prince Harry than Carrot Top and you're in the clear....

    Sarah: Sometimes, things just need to be verbalized!

    Colleen: Or athletic....something to help them through life! Bless their little hearts!

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