About Me

My photo
Florida, United States

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Squealed Like I Was Watching the Jonas Brothers

Okay, so I heard something that is so totally awesome, I almost squealed like a thirteen year old girl at a Jonas Brothers concert this morning.

For real.

Okay, for those of you that don't know, I'm kind of in love with the show True Blood. Yeah, yeah, keep your wise ass remarks to yourself. All I've got to say is, HBO and naked vampires. That's the best defense I have.

Especially when you might be a little in love with one of them.....

May I present Alexander Skarsgard:

6'4" of finely sculpted flesh and blood....

(no, I have not cyber stalked him or anything crazy like that....pshhh......but, for the record, I don't know what the hell he sees in that old hag Kate Bosworth - eat a cheeseburger already!)

(Is it bad that I searched the web for a really bad pic and this is one of the worst that I found?)

Anywayz....as I was saying. My news.

In season three of True Blood, which doesn't start until June (the lazy assholes), Alexander Skarsgard is supposed to be naked a lot more often! Isn't this awesome news? Did it make you squeal? I'll have you know that he was voted Sweden's sexiest man for five straight years, so it's not just me that finds him unbelievable sexy, but an entire country of people.

And if that doesn't do it for you, do not forget the hot Aussie Ryan Kwanten:

There is plenty of hot eye candy, both of the male and female variety, so I highly recommend you catch up, that way come June, you know what the hell is going on.

Oh, and besides all the chiseled, tanned and gorgeous flesh on display, it is surprisingly funny. And there is usually a plot. Two thumbs up.


  1. Well I know that I definitely appreciated all the research that you put into this post!

  2. very hot, but can't beat Robert Pattinson for me at least!

  3. I'm sorry, I just cannot squeal about this... hahahaa

  4. The research for this post WAS long and exhausting, so you're welcome, b@w...

    I have an idea, Sarah....Robert should come and do a guest spot on True Blood, that way we get to see his brooding, sexy self naked....sounds like a plan, huh?

    Mr. Organic, you should definitely broaden your horizons and stretch your boundaries, as this is definitely, definitely squeal worthy. ;-)