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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Blacklisted Journalist and Their Stupid Headlines



I wonder who was responsible for hiring, not just the writers, but their editors, too? Some of these could be fake, as I pulled them from the internet, but most looked pretty legitimate, which is pretty scary, as these are the people we rely on to bring us news from around the world....well, them and Fox news, of course. Lord knows, they also tell nothing but the truth........

Math book used in local classroom.

Santa Claus suspended for ho comment.

Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison.

County to pay $250,000.00 to advertise lack of funds.

Condom truck tips, Spills load.

Federal Agents Raid Gunshop, Find Weapons.

Meeting on Open Meetings is Closed.

Hippo eats dwarf.

Police Find Crack in UK

Cops arrest white woman on warrant for black man.

Local child wins gun from fundraiser.

Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum.

Alton attorney accidentally sues himself.

Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says.

One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers.

City unsure why sewer smells.

A-Rod goes deep - Wang hurt.

Scott wants head job.

Diana was still alive hours before she died.

Man eats underwear to beat Breathalyzer.

Deer with big rack female, it turns out.

Sewage spill kills fish but water safe to drink.

Students cook and serve grandparents.

17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree.

Tight end returns after colon surgery.

Accused of tossing taco, teen jailed.

Fish need water, feds say.

Man sues software company for making computer too fast.

Ruler can't measure Johnson's impact.

Nudist fight erection of towers near Wreck Beach.

And something that is completely inappropriate (in the opinion of someone that matters not a whit):

5 comments:

  1. I love this.

    But, can we please blacklist Meredith Vieira, too?

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  2. I love this too and agree that Burger King thing is completely inappropriate.

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  3. free medium fries often is used to compensate the loss of loved ones!

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  4. Sure, Mr. Apron, but I want to keep the Smucker's guy....

    It would've been slightly better if it would've at least been an ice cream coupon...that's more of a comfort food, right?

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